Teddy

Since she was a chick, dreamt of having her own talk show. She got her start interviewing about the fanciest foods he’d stolen from beachgoers (answer: mushy peas and a battered sausage).

These days, she’s the beloved host of, securing all the showbiz scoop from the who’s who of.

Her dream guest?. She’s sent several polite letters inviting him for a chat, but so far, the only response has been “Do I have to leave the house?”. One day…